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TranscriptA whiteboard drawing. It has a crudely drawn cereal bowel with a bus in it. Around it are stars and spirals (made to signalify its in the universe/space). It says "USB" under it.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31694647

TranscriptA microsoft store review. It is one star. It says: "Croatia will be a nuclear power before this app works. This app is worse than using Half-ply toilet paper." It was posted on the fourteenth of december, 2019. It has 211 thumbs ups out of 269. The user has not set a profile picture. Its username is scribbled out.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31525840

"There is new activity"

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31090928

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TranscriptThe person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."

TranscriptA skeleton lifting weights with the caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO unfortunately, well will not be moving forwards with your applications."

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/22281129

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/44348547

So, I use KDE Connect to sync my clipboard contents from my PC to my phone. Since a few weeks ago, it updates those clipboard contents regularly, even when said PC is suspended. And apparently, the last thing I copied is 🙃, so now my phone weirdly smiles at me every so often. 🫠

That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ohaa.xyz/post/7045523

Transcript[A tower of blocks is shown. The upper half consists of many tiny blocks balanced on top of one another to form smaller towers, labeled:] All modern digital infrastructure [The blocks rest on larger blocks lower down in the image, finally on a single large block. This is balanced on top of a set of blocks on the left, and on the right, a single tiny block placed on its side. This one is labeled:] A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003

They fixed it a bit ago.

TranscriptAn email with the subject "Tic Tok Trend". It says: Students and Parents, We are aware of the Tik Tok trend involving students inserting small metal objects (such as paper clips, pushpins, pencil lead, etc.) into the charging ports of their Chromebooks. This can result in creating sparks, electrical fires, and/or battery punctures, all of which can cause serious injury and damage. After this message, if a student chooses to participate in this inappropriate behavior, the student may be charged the replacement fee for a new Chromebook. Additionally, the student will face disciplinary action in the form of out of school suspension (OSS). We are asking for your support in speaking with your child about the dangers of this behavior, as well as reinforcing the importance of treating school-issued devices with care. A purple button at the bottom says “View, Appreciate or Reply”, and a note underneath states “Please do not reply to this email.”

TranscriptA pie chart that has 4 segments colored with the microsoft colors: red, blue yellow and green. The legend has different colors to the chart. The legend has: "Salary", "Wellness", "Stable mental health" and "confidence for your future" on it.

diskpart can do everything easeus can do and more.

TranscriptA twitter post by Peter Yang @peteryang. It says "Just had a call with someone on Forbes 30 under 20 list and came away really impressed. He shared with me how he made VP at a top tech company before age 30: 1. 4:30 AM wakeup 2. Cold showers 3. Gratitude journal 4. Meditate 5. Dad owns tech company

(I’m sorting communities by new and adding to any I have decent content for)

TranscriptA text message exchange, the first message has a screenshot of an instagram post with binary code in the image. the message has the text "wtf does this shit mean". It has a reply saying "iM a coMpUtEr guY So I musT spEaK biNArY"

TranscriptA piece of paper on an old printer (a laserjet 4050 to be specific. It says: "Hello, My name is LaserJet 4050 and I was made in 1999. I’ve been doing my job printing your documents for many many years, however I think the motor that powers my paper feeder is bad. This makes me sad because I’m not able to do my job very reliably. As such, I am formally presenting this document as a letter of resignation. IT is working on finding a replacement for me, but for the time being, I apologize if I tell you I have a paper jam. Please allow me to refer you to my coworker, LaserJet 3390. 3390 resides outside of Ray’s office and can be reached at: Please accept my sincerest apologies for failing. Thank you for replacing my toner and restocking my paper tray. It’s been a wonderful 14 years of working together. Much love, LaserJet 4050

... but for how long?

TranscriptA comment on a ticket saying "Resolved - Employee fired."

TranscriptThe "Train hitting Bus" meme. The first panel is the bus going on the train track with the caption "Five minute job". The second panel is the train hitting the bus, saying "While you're here".

TranscriptA wafrn woot (post) by @[email protected] saying "Microsoft Authenticator needs me to validate with Authenticator in order to log in with Authenticator to use it to authenticate another app with Authenticator. Here is the app telling me to open itself to validate itself with itself. #infosec #iHateComputers" It has a screenshot showing the microsoft authenticator app.

TranscriptA meme saying "Society if end users remembered their passwords." it is accompanied by a picture of a futuristic city.

source: @[email protected]

TranscriptA tweet saying "When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that int he context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing importand features, filled with flaws and not fit for the public.