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https://matrix.to/#/#196-Blahaj:chat.blahaj.zone

TranscriptTumblr post from meladoodle: the final step in this recipe didn't say "enjoy!" so i threw my food in the trash

just setting the vibe

twintails are the wintails

i saw someone talking about gooning on another thread and i was like pic related

From a joke book in the 1940s. Source

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?

remificstions

Alt text: A man gently touching a ball upon which it rotates with kinetic energy, causing a twink to get up rapidly. Above the text "straight man touches balls for the very first time and feels something electric"

I know the Manga is out there but the anime was peak for the one season we got

TranscriptScreenshot of a tweet by @jrhennesy: "Logging onto X the everything app and feeling my neural pathways develop", followed by a screenshot of a conversation: Erik: "Coffee has gotten weaker. Used to be that a cup of coffee would energize you like crazy. Back when I first started, the coffee was so high quality that it would almost get you 'high'. It felt like a legitimate psychotropic. Now coffee only gets you to baseline. It changed." Nahum: "Everyone blames the coffee, but have we considered the mugs?" Erik: "Wow. No. No, I haven't. Wow."

Caption: Throwback to when I was still an egg, bought my first women's clothes and got greeted by this card.

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/42011254

Transcription (Poem Only)Words of Whimsy 0 - Testing, Testing - This is a test first and foremost The exact words will be important later once everything seems correct. - I wanted to start with a higher quality product trust me my inner perfectionist still demands it but to make the first real one perfect, a simple test like this is all but necessary. - That brings us to page two. - On this page things are different. This time, there's an image of a cat made of glyphs and symbols laying flat below this paragraph. - I won't describe it any more aside from the alternate text in the full transcription, which you may have just heard This seemed like the best way to do it the script stands on its own just fine without any additional details and I thought you should hear it alone, first. - There is nothing on the other pages except words just so you know. You could argue that goes for this one, too. - And so, this is the final page before this begins for real. What comes later? More posts like this that are less meta. When is later? In weeks to months knowing me. - What is this? Where can I put it? Does it belong somewhere? What does it count as? Poetry? A comic? ASCII art? All? None? - I don't know, but these are words and there will be whimsy.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140015751

Animal Ingesting slop obviously.

inb4 this gets banned for "glorifying catcalling"