Null TerraWhat would Miley Cyrus Linux look like?
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A few ideas:
- it'd come in like a wrecking ball
- it would be slimmed-down, surgically
- notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
- it would be annoyingly noisy
Let's get normies aboard the Linux train by creating more distros with celebrity branding: imagine Taylor Switft Linux or BTS Linux.
DD Linux (Danny Devito Linux)
So anyway, I started blasting
Fatal error: file not found
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
I Think You Should Linux with Tim Robinson
You're looking at a nude egg.
It would ship with a copy of the egg game.
Or alternatively Danny Debito
Kernel panic Ohoh! Botched it ! I botched it.
DD Linux comes with a very special
/etc/bashrcbash preexec () { dd "$@" } preexec_invoke_exec () { [ -n "$COMP_LINE" ] && return # do nothing if completing [ "$BASH_COMMAND" = "$PROMPT_COMMAND" ] && return # don't cause a preexec for $PROMPT_COMMAND local this_command=`HISTTIMEFORMAT= history 1 | sed -e "s/^[ ]*[0-9]*[ ]*//"`; preexec "$this_command" } trap 'preexec_invoke_exec' DEBUGThis neat little wrapper will send any command you input to
dd, then, if that returns with a 0 exit status, actually run your command in the prompt. I think Danny Devito would approve.ruOS. Endorsed by RuPaul. Imagine how pissed the fascists over at omarchy would be.
There was a Taylor Swift Linux but it's dormant
https://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=swift
Honestly, BTS Linux might actually be a success.
Definitely. You’ll have people setting up discord servers to teach everyone how to create a bootable usb drive. The mass coordination of the fandom is insane.
Linus linux after Linus Sex Tips. Or linux for short.
Her vocal fry is the system wide notification sound
Sudo and elevated privilege failures queue playing the Achy Breaky Heart.
Antivirus scanners hate this one distro